
Ok, I’ve been remiss in my Dark Materials obsession duties. For anyone that doubts for a second that I went to the midnight (12:01am) screening Thursday night (technically Friday morning Dec. 7), oh ye of little faith. Of course I was there. I actually went to an 8pm showing of Juno while I waited, and loved it, but darn it all, that movie is only 98 minutes. I wandered the movie theatre, made a few calls, then went to the bathroom before the long haul of staking my claim for The Golden Compass. In the bathroom I saw a hand dryer so amazing, I felt the need to share it with you. It makes me wonder if I have an unhealthy interest in hand dryers, but this one was seriously cool and very effective. I figure I’ll wait and see, if I feel compelled to take a picture of a third hand dryer, I’ll ditch the whole librarian thing and start working on my coffee table book of Hand Dryers Across America.
As for the movie, I don’t really have too much to say. The movie’s beautiful, I definitely want to see it again. I think the casting was great and yet, somehow the movie didn’t capture “it.” I’m not sure if no movie could, or if this movie couldn’t, but for whatever reason, the greatness of the book doesn’t translate. And something I will blame completely on Chris Weitz is the ending. It stinks. Royally. It’s a total let-down, and it’s BORING. And it came after only two hours – I know my audience at least could have easily, even happily stayed for another half hour, and if they were hell-bent on not giving us the real ending (which is the OPPOSITE of boring), they could have at least added some more fun stuff in the middle. Anyhoo, this review pretty much sums it up to me. Like I said, I enjoyed the movie, I’ll mostly likely see it again, even own it, but I won’t be that sad if they don’t make the other two movies, and I’m sure as shootin’ glad the movie wasn’t my first exposure to this story.